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doingbieber
Hi. I'm Tate. I'm dead, wanna hook up?
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toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome
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tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.
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So, this was found on page 666 in my friends American History text book.
My teacher just said, “Yep.” And went back to teaching.
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extremedildo:

"don’t sit like that, its unladylike"

image

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oomshi:

suck my richard

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meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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